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dolphinlvr411
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Hi.

 

 

 

 

 

So, Dolphins. The American football team, or the marine mammals?

 

If you love the team, do you think they'll be able to go 10-6 and get a wild card spot in the playoffs? I mean, they've got a tough schedule next year.

 

If you love the mammal, have you ever been in the water with them? I once had two of them come up under my feet, lift me up and push me about fifty feet through the water. Those two went on to become famous performers. I told them they could make a lot of money doing that for tourists and I would be their agent for 20% but they said they could go it alone. Last I saw, they were getting paid in fish.

 

Dolphins aren't as smart as some people think.

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