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Churchill's Parrot


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Not really, no.

 

Lady someone-or-other: Winston, you are drunk.

 

Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.

Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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