When relaxing on a Sunday afternoon my housemate insists on watching Time Team - which for those of you not in Britain, it's an archeological dig programme...where they go to different areas across Britain and have three days to dig and uncover stuff like an old Roman bath house, or a Saxon dwelling that sort of thing...yawn.

 

So with a stroke of sheer brilliance I noticed a number of words that are guaranteed to be mentioned each week...trench, geo-phys and on occasion ditch.

 

The game is simple, whenever you hear one of the Time Team utter the word trench or the term Geo-phys (I hate that term...it irritates the crap out of me for some reason) and ditch...have a shot, or a generous swig of beer (2 fingers deep should suffice.) By the end of the programme you should be suitably off your face.

 

Oh, and have a swig or shot when the Cornish bloke laughs.

 

Finally, Time Team is no longer the dullest show in the history of television.

Lol sounds like a great game, but I can no longer watch an episode of Time Team with out resorting to some kind of self harm. Tony Robison just annoys me far too much.

Hehe, he's particularly irritating in Time Team...or as I call it 'Trench Time.' I liked him as Baldrick in Blackadder, but that's where it ends.