me: hey swansont!

you: yes?

me: omg swansont i've solved it eureka old fellow!

you: what the dickens are you babbling about man?

me: benjamin franklin...the resurrection of christ...good lord how could i not have seen it

you: steady! explain!

me: benjamin franklin's frog...electricity passed through it causing it to twitch. 

you: and??

me: thats how jesus came back to life! the lightning storm! the electricity possessed him-

you (finishing the sentence): -causing him to attain a sort of electrical energy, like benjamin franklin's frog?

me: precisely! (nods eagerly)

what do you guys think of this theory? 

39 minutes ago, NewAgeReason said:

me: hey swansont!

you: yes?

me: omg swansont i've solved it eureka old fellow!

you: what the dickens are you babbling about man?

me: benjamin franklin...the resurrection of christ...good lord how could i not have seen it

you: steady! explain!

me: benjamin franklin's frog...electricity passed through it causing it to twitch. 

you: and??

me: thats how jesus came back to life! the lightning storm! the electricity possessed him-

you (finishing the sentence): -causing him to attain a sort of electrical energy, like benjamin franklin's frog?

me: precisely! (nods eagerly)

what do you guys think of this theory? 

I think you are a deliberate waster of our time. 

!

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