a clever computer scientist has devised a

RANDOM ADVERTISING SLOGAN GENERATOR

 

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

 

where you put in any word, the name of some concept you want to promote, like war or love or bathrooms, whatever

and it will suggest an advertising slogan for that concept or product or person

 

so I tried it.

 

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=bathroom

 

you might get some different result though, because it's random

 

so if you do I wish you would post it here, to give an idea of whether it is really inventive or repeats itself or is essentially braindead or not. I think it is quite promising, myself.

I think this is not such a great program. I but "bathroom" and got "nothing does it like a bathroom" and "let the bathroom take the strain" and "This is the age of the bathroom". I guess it just has many slogans and inserts your word into a place in a random one. Most of the time they make no sense because of this. I dont think its too great.

yes, literally, the below does not make sense, when i put the word "Prince Charles"

 

The Non-Sticky Sticky Prince Charles

and this, "The Martin Bars Are On Me!" for the word "Martin",

and

"He Who Thinks Albert Lee Drinks Albert Lee." for myself.

Taste the Jesus.

 

i wish they could all be bathroom girls

 

bathroom saves your soul.

 

kids will do anything for porn

Callipygous, I just got a really great bathroom one and reading your

Taste the Jesus

made me forget it entirely

Rofl....

 

The Bathroom that Smiles Back.

lol these are pretty funny even if they make no sense

we will never recover it

 

I tried to re-generate it and got

 

Good to the Last Bathroom

 

Stimulation for Body and Bathroom

 

Monsieur, with the bathroom you are really spoiling us.

 

and

 

You Can Be Sure of Bathroom

 

but the perfect one it gave me before never re-surfaced

When there's a Snack Gap, C*nd*m fits

 

:-D

lol these generated slogans are pretty funny

Hehe, I thought id go down the list of posters and plug their name into the ad generator.

 

You all got the first thing that came out:

 

We're Always Low Martin.

 

Stop. Go. Juststuit.

 

Splash Albertlee All Over.

 

Don't be an Amber Albertlee.

 

Top Breeders Recommend Callipygous. [jammy goit ]

 

The Good Martin Kids Go For. [oo-err ]

 

The Rakuenso of your Life.

 

The Non-Sticky Sticky Juststuit.

 

At 29p a Martin, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.

 

Albertlee - It Looks Good on You.

 

The Juststuit That Refreshes.

 

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Dak. [l337 ]

Whatever you're into, get into women.

 

Ding-dong! Women calling!

 

Step into the women.

 

Happiness is Women-Shaped.

 

Beware of Expensive Women.

 

 

Yep, I'm going to be doing this allllll day.

lol those ones with the names are so funny. this turned out to be a good random generator after all

lol those ones with the names are so funny. this turned out to be a good random generator after all

 

 

and i got a new signature. : D

Lol.. Top Breeders Reccomend Sex

Absolut Bathroom.

 

Wear Bathroom.

 

Ah, ha!

 

A tough bathroom to follow. We got a repeat.

 

i can't believe I ate the whole bathroom.

 

Welcome to bathroom country.

 

Live in your bathroom, play in ours.

 

That's a good one, I'll stop there.

Round 2:

 

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Skye.

 

It's Good To Talk Juststuit.

 

The Callipygous Of A New Generation.

 

Life's Pretty Straight Without Persuader.

 

Pride of the J_p For Over a Hundred Years.

 

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Dak. [must... resist... urge... to be rude...]

I'm sorry, I didn't intent to post this here but when I saw the answer I just couldn't help myself...

 

"Because So Much Is Riding On Your C*ck Ring."

I got that one just now Dak...

"If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A 5614"

&

"You Can On a 5614, Can Do!"

&

"It's Shake 'n' 5614, and I Helped."

&

"For The 5614 You Don't Yet Know"

&

"Beware of Expensive 5614"

 

What's the point in this!!!???

"151 countries, one insane alien" - heehee

 

"Wait Till We Get Our Insane Alien On You." - i love this one. me thinks a sig.

^ post count whore lol

 

Callipygous, I just learned what your nick meant lol