boris_73

if you are refering to me Boris, im 17 nearly 18

see i was so close, i think its basicaly the same here where we have year 7,8,9,10 for high school theres will be grade,7,8,9,10 ect

im guessing 12 years old

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked, "Three birds are sitting on a telephone wire, a hunter shoots one. How many are left?" "None," he says "if ones shot the others would fly away." "Actually", said the teacher "the answer was two, but I like the way you think." The next day Johnny walks over to his teacher in the cafeteria and asks, "Do you see those three women over there on the bench? Which one isn't married, the one eating the cookie, the one eating a sandwich, or the one sucking on a popsicle?" "Hmm, the one sucking on a popsicle?", the teacher asks" "Actually" said Timmy " it was the one without a wedding ring, but I like the way you think".

an indian walks in to a shop and ask if they sell toilet paper the man at the counter ask what kind the silky smooth one which costs £5.00 per roll or the cheap extra, extra value for money roll which cost 5p for ten rolls so the indian say's i will take the extra extra value for money toilet paper, the indian leaves the shop. the next day he comes back into the shop and the man behind the counter say's are you back for more the indians says NO! i want my money back the man behinde the counter says whats wrong with it, the indian then replies and says its like John Wayne, how is that the man behind the counter asks, the indian then says its Rough,Tough, and takes NO SH*T from indian's