palebluehuh

I am palebluehuh, but my true identity is best kept to myself and myself alone. And maybe my therapist. Yeah, my therapist should know who I really am... Anyways, the palebluehuh you know and I have revealed unto you is a student at the University of South Florida, planning to get a biology or medical sciences degree. I have a weakness for good Chinese food and like long, languid naps in the late afternoon hours. My personal interests are langauges, theology, the arts and playing out in thunderstorms. And now, because I'm insufferably anal, here are some corrections to the German phrases shown in this thread: Ich möchte Geschlecht mit Ihrem Llama haben. I would like to have sex with your llama. I doubt that the Germans use the phrase 'Geschlecht haben'; 'Geschlecht' is closer to 'gender' in meaning. A better alternative would be 'Sex haben' or somesuch. Mein Pankreas ist in den Schmerz. My pancreas is in pain. "Mein Pankreas hat Schmerzen." German never uses 'in den Schmerz' (which would be in the dative case anyways, "im Schmerz'). Instead of 'being in pain', something 'has pains'. Ich werde getrunken und ich lasse nicht Communism zu. I am drunk, and I do not permit Communism. 'Communism' and other '-isms' require an article: "Ich bin getrunken und ich lasse den Kommunismus nicht zu." Meine Katze spricht Deutsches...wo die Würste sind? My cat speaks German...where are the sausages? The phrasing's off. "Meine Katze spricht Deutsch... Wo sind die Würste?" Ich herausforderung dein sexual autorein I challenge your sexual authority "Ich fechte deine sexuelle Autorität an." Dein hund versucht, mit meinem Bein, Sex zu haben. Your dog is trying to have sex with my leg. Phrasing is a little clumsy (and don't worry; German word order kills me too). "Dein Hund versucht, Sex mit meinem Bein zu haben." Otherwise good German, though; I've been studying it for at least four years, and it still throws me off. I eventually gave up learning languages with any goal in mind (i.e., fluency), because I doubt I'll ever really need to. Nowadays, I just make them up.