Gilded

Welcome... to the world of tomorrow!

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes says, "I think not," and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Q3 is awesome. Do you play Rocket Arena, or some trickjumping mod like Defrag? Welcome anyways.

I believe it's the 11-fold hyperbase. (The Zon Hyperbass is a cool instrument btw.) Anyway, welcome people.

It's certainly hard to top that, but how about something small-scale with radioluminescence?

Welcome! May you spread mayhem everywhere you go for many years to come. Always nice to see someone with electonics knowledge here who's actually trying to come up with something cool instead of antigravity technology or water-powered cars.

Why hasn't Phi for All made any ice cubes recently? He lost the recipe. Man I've missed this thread.

Another substance which is relatively harmless to humans but can kill dogs is xylitol (a sugar used in some chewing gums, mints, etc.).

*nerve pinches Phi for All*

ROFL. I was waiting for new posts (as I have no life) and saw a new one in GD, more specifically by Phi for All and thought "Hey, I wonder if he's made fun of me again" and whoah, I must be a psychic. Or an easy target. Gilded was walking down the road when he noticed Phi for All whose head had gotten very small for some reason. Gilded walked up to Phi and asked "Hey, what has happened to your head?" Phi explained, "One day I was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'I've caught a whale!' But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid! Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free..." "And?" Gilded asked. "Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'"

The problem is that you don't own enough. If you did, people would create accounts on SFN just to tell you that you really r0x0red at <insert game here> the previous night. Anyways, welcome to all new members!

So, a busy night at SFN again. Or morning if you live in the deep chasms of the Pacific Ocean, I heard Mokele sometimes takes a nap there after destroying a coastal city or two. So anyhow, I see Phi for All is around again, pretty much to the annoyance of many. But man, what a party he had last Friday! I mean, it was a blast and I didn't even have to bring my explosives. There was this fun occasion where I was standing on the porch when I heard the phone ringing. I answered and heard "Hi, it's your beloved wife." She asked me if she should buy some new gold jewelry. I said it was OK, and told her that she'd better make it at least $50 000 worth. She was a bit surprised and then asked if she could have the permission to move to Mexico with her secret lover. I laughed and told her that, sure, it's fine and that she should go and have the time of her life. Later I walked up to Phi and told him his new cell phone is very nice and all but he shouldn't leave it on the porch like that in the future.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? - Chickens hadn't evolved yet. * Why did Mokele cross the road? - He went after the dinosaur.

Aye Skye, got to say that some merging could be useful.

<Rather tasteless joke of the morning, before I go to my physics exam preparation class or whatever you call it> Phi for All has a company, and two employees called Sarah and Jack. Unfortunately, the company isn't doing too well and he has to fire one of them, although both are very good at their work. He decides to watch them work for a while and then chooses the one he fires. So one day, Sarah is in his office and suddenly gets a headache. He takes an aspirin and heads for the vending machine to get something to drink. Phi for All walks up to her and says "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Sarah replies "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache!"