RICHARDBATTY

Two guys of limited intelligence were the only two survivors from a ship that sank in the ocean. Luckily they managed to salvage an inflatable raft and a box of provisions before the ship slipped beneath the surface of the sea. After floating under a blazing sun for 6 days they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating towards them on the surface of the ocean. As it drew near the pair became really excited, it was an oil lamp (Famous in all the genie jokes) They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it hard with all the energy they could muster, POOF! out popped a tired old genie who said...... "OK so you freed me from this stupid lamp, blah, blah, blah. But hey, I've been doin this 3 wishes crap for a long time now & quite frankly, l'm pissed off & burned out. You guys get ONE wish & ONE wish only, then I'm outta here, happy retirement here I come, so make your wish a good one!" The first guy without hesitation or thought blurts out, "God we're soooo thirsty, give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!" "Fine" says the genie POOF! The genie turns the ocean into ice-cold beer! "Great move Einstein!" says the second guy, slapping the first guy over the head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in the boat!!!"