A priest and a golfer decide to golfing together one day. The golfer starts. He swings and misses the ball. He says: "Damn, I missed."
The priest tells the man not to swear, because God is watching, and doesn't like it when people swear. The golfer misses the ball again. And as before he says: "Damn, I missed." The priest, once again tells the man not to swear, because God is watching.
At this point the sky begins darkening and suddenly a great lightning bolt comes down and strikes the priest. And God says: "Damn, I missed."
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There are so many good jokes on this thread
Um... has anyone heard this one?
A priest and a golfer decide to golfing together one day. The golfer starts. He swings and misses the ball. He says: "Damn, I missed."
The priest tells the man not to swear, because God is watching, and doesn't like it when people swear. The golfer misses the ball again. And as before he says: "Damn, I missed." The priest, once again tells the man not to swear, because God is watching.
At this point the sky begins darkening and suddenly a great lightning bolt comes down and strikes the priest. And God says: "Damn, I missed."