thedarkshade

Greeting to all of you who have joined the forum since my last general greeting. A warm welcome to SFN! We have fun too here, you know:-p Shade!

That's got to be an interesting life:)!

Because posts in GD are not counted!

:D...cool iNow, i enjoyed the second one. ====================== There are several men in a campus and among them two gays and an old man! Gays start to get excited and decide they want to have sex. And to make sure everyone's asleep one shouts :"Could I have a glass of water please?!" Nobody answers so it's all OK and indeed they have sex. But when they wake up in the morning, they find the old man in the corner of the room freezing from the cold. And one of them asks him: "why didn't you ask for a blanket man?" The old man answers :"a guy last night asked for a glass of water and somebody woke up and fu<ked him, so if I'd asked for a blanket they would probably do group porn on me?!!

hi F!

Welcome Katie! We wish you a good scientific time at SFN! Cheers!

Well well, increasing number of females! Good to see! What can I say, my dream is coming true isn't it Phi for All?

I just heard this one today! A hot, beautiful chick enters the bar. There's a slow music going and there are only two or three people in the bar. Doll! She goes next to one guy who seems to have drunk a few beers. As he is too drunk, she starts the conversation! Girl:"Hi. What are you doing?". Guy: "Hey! Nuttin' just drinking this magic beer!" Gril: "Really? How so?" Guy: "Don't believe me? Watch!" The guy jumps out of the window and flies three times around one building, then enter again! Guy: "See, not fooling around!" Gril: "WOW! Can I get one?" She has a few beers then tries to fly too! But after jumping from the window she fells and gets cracked! Then the waiter turns to that guy: "Damn Superman! You're a real asshole when you get drunk man"! :D

thanks swansont, very helpful links. and sayonara: it was the way I posted it! Do some research! Cheers!

It is true, believe me! Every time I have said this to someone, even to physics majors, they have laughed and have all asked me one question "Then why don't we blow thing up with chocolate?". But the difference stands in power. Chocolate DOES have energy 8 times grates than TNT per gram. But Chocolate releases that energy through a series of processes that we call metabolism. And it releases than energy in more time, and that makes it less powerful. On the other side, TNT releases its energy on the thousandth of a second, and according to: [math]P=\frac{A}{t}[/math] that makes it more powerful than chocolate. TNT releases it's energy a lot faster than chocolate, but chocolate has 8 times the energy of TNT. And also an important fact is that TNT has all the molecules that it needs to explode. It needs nothing more (except to light the fuse) to release all the energy it contains. But chocolate need to combine with air and through metabolism it releases this energy. If we take out the fact that chocolate needs to combine with air, then again chocolate wins and has 4 times the energy of TNT. FACT! There are ~ 1000 radioactive K-40 explosions per second, the rest comes from C-14 (like you said ) and other sources (which I don't exactly know)! Cheers, Shade

Chocolate chip cookies have 8 times the energy of TNT. FACT! When the asteroid hit the Earth 65 million years ago (dina... extinction), it had energy 100 times its mass in TNT. FACT! You are radioactive! FACT! Every second you have 3000 radioactive explosions in your body. FACT! Every second your body is penetrated by millions of particles. FACT!

talking science will fill that gap:cool:

No, I haven't viewed, but it seems to be interesting. Did you see it yourself? And if possible could you send a link! cheers, shade

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I just heard this joke from my friend and I really found it funny.

Hi everyone! My name is Rinor Berisha, but my friends call me Draz (don't know why!), but I like being called Shade!!! Strange huh!!!

WELCOME TO COMMUNITY DUDE! Yeah, CGP are cool, try them! And the tree is right, do maths to learn maths (awesome tree;))