jgerlica

I came across am man sitting on the side of a bridge one day looking quite dejected. A bit concerned, I decided to ask what was wrong. He looked me in the eye and said, "You see this bridge? I built this bridge with my own two hands, yet they don't call me Bob the bridge builder." He then proceded to point at the homes in the valley below and said, "Those houses, I built those as well, and yet they don't call me Bob the house builder." He then hung his head and sighed before looking me in the eye once again and saying in a barely audible voice, "But have sex with just one goat......"

Umm yeah....I'm John and I had the misfortune of spending the last six years in the service.... combat engineer. I now have sold my soul to Rockwell Automation in a vain attempt to pay tuition at UW Milwaukee.