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если мы начать разноязычную резьбу My russian is a bit of.

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I heard that one before but the engineers were the ones that were smarter.

I have a long one: A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he sees a sign out of the corner of his eye... it reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES He thinks that he is imagining things and drives on..when he sees another sign: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Suddenly he realizes that these signs are for real..when he sees another sign: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - Next Right His curiosity gets the b est of him and he pulls into the drive...on the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business! ." "Very well my son, please follow me" He is led through many winding passages and is soon disoriented.The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, please knock on this door. He does as he is told and another nun in a long black habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs him, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway". He gets a $100 out of his wallet and puts it in the cup. He trots down the hallway and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN F*CKED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

Knock knock Who’s there? Pizza delivery guy. Pizza delivery guy who? You ordered a pizza? Yes. I’m the guy delivering it. Great. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH! Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who? Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So… You want to use my toilet? Yeah? Go right ahead. Got anything to read? Just the crossword. You finished it. Sorry? Hold my scythe. Hey! Don’t forget to light a match. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knock, knock Who’s there? FBI! … … Hello? FBI! Let us in! … …nobody here… Oh. Let’s go boys! (Phew!)

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted "Excuse me,can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am. "The man below replied "You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer" said the balloonist. "I am" he replied. "How did you know?". "Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The man responded, "You must be in management." "I am" she replied, "But how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

heres something its a quote: "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office — I love to bring people into the Oval Office — right around the corner from here — and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

LOL, now its funny.

I dont get this at all can someone explain it please.

If theres going to be a jokes section pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! put me in charge, ill be forever grateful. Heres a joke for the thread: Try to read these This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the third word in each phrase.