porkfried

Sup bros, Im new

I kept $2000 dollars cash in a drawer in my room. I am a teenager and so that kinda money is hard to come by. I had added 100$ to my savings minutes before invited someone to my house to work on a school project. After I went to the bathroom, he seemed in a hurry to leave. When he left, I noticed that I was broke. He very obviously stole my money. There is really nothing I can do at the point to catch him legally, and I am far from being able to kick his ass. I'm also not really good friends with him, so I can't really do anything to him. It was the perfect crime. I want this rich douchebag, to pay. The two factors working for me are that I know he loves the Acura that his parents bought for him, and I can get concentrated nitric acid and concentrated hydrochloric acid. I want to dissolve enough of his car's hood with aqua regia that I can get to his engine, and dissolve it with aqua regia. Then we will be more than even, and he will have no idea what hit him. I want to be able to do this as safely as possible. Can some brilliant chemical god here tell me how much aqua regia it should take, how much time I will need to do the dissolving, if there is anything along the lines of poisonous fumes or something that I need to be aware of, and really anything else that I need to know to carry this out? Yes I know it is illegal and all that jargon, but I do not think it is unjust. I do not want anyone trying to talk me out of it. I am willing to do enough planning to make sure its perfect. I just need a scientist's knowledge of how to not kill myself. Thank you.