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haha ha , thats a classic. These is an error message when u dialed an incorrect number: The number you have dialed is imaginary, please rotate your dial 90 degrees and try again.

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.' And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

saw that in another forum, but a good one

i dont even know what abhorrant means. ooh thats for pointing out the actual joke. i was laughing at the other bit.

Hi everyone, I am bloodhound, and i have been addicted to wild lifes avatar for the past 5 mins.

I am Bloodhound. I am a MAths Student at university in UK. Got exams tmr, Stats and MAthematical structures day after. so much to learn. I loved Hellsing and Cowboy Bebop by the way