The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm
bears.
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of
our family holidays in Customs.
Hey - you want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda.
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
trained for that.