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    1. WWLabRat

      WWLabRat

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  2. "There's one wolf in Alaska, how do you find it?First build a fence down the middle of the state, wait for the wolf to howl, determine which side of the fence it is on.Repeat process on that side only, until you get to the point where you can see the wolf." - "wolf-fence" algorithm

    1. ADreamIveDreamt

      ADreamIveDreamt

      The question then arises: is the wolf in sheep's clothing?

    2. Joshua201

      Joshua201

      lol. that'll be a futile exercise

  3. 3rd successive night. Andy what have you done o?

  4. 4 days to Oneiric Ocelot

  5. 48 sleepless hours. ... Not bad at all

  6. A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25feet behind filling in the old. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the r...

  7. BLAST classes, soon

  8. don't have to stop now

  9. Feels good to be back here. Missed SFN

    1. Phi for All

      Phi for All

      Good to have you back. Don't stay away so long next time.

  10. Firing on all 24 cylinders

  11. hate to be disappointed this way. Not over yet though

  12. HOW TO START A FIGHT:1. Ask ur partner for one fried egg and one boiled egg.2. When she brings the plate, throw it down and shout, ''you boiled the wrong egg!"

    1. WWLabRat

      WWLabRat

      Must try this... Step 1: get partner.

  13. I've refused to follow social conventions. That doesn't make me a rebel

  14. If I got paid for procrastinating, I would be richer than Bill Gates.

  15. IF I WAS YOUR SUGAR,YOU'LL BE DIABETIC

  16. If you say "EPL's officiating is poor", i think you do have a case, because...Weeks back Everton vs Newcastle saw 2 good goals from Everton (Anichebe & Fallani) disallowed. (it may have seemed the English FA hated Everton)Buh today Liverpool vs Everton, liverpool's Suarez was denied a good goal cos of poor officiating.Weeks back Chelsea Vs Reading, Chelsea's Torres scored from Offside, yet the goal was given (It seemed Chelsea had bought the FA). A game Chelsea went ahead to win.Yeste...

  17. Insomnia - I wonder what could be behind it.Still up at 5am

  18. Just the perfect time to fall sick

  19. Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo full career stats (Club &International)*Official games:Messi 412 - Ronaldo 574*Goals:Messi 291(0.706/ game) - Ronaldo 318 (0.553/game)*Assists:Messi 132(0.320/ game) -Ronaldo 121(0.210/game)*Goals Assists:Messi 423(1.027/ game) - Ronaldo 439(0.763/game)*Starts:Messi 351 - Ronaldo 494*Winning%:Messi 68.20% [281 W-78 D-53 L] - Ronaldo65.57% [377 W-109 D-89 L]*Hat-tricks:Messi 22 - Ronaldo 18*Yellow cards:Messi 41 - Ronaldo 85*Red Ca...

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