Once a french came to England.He went to a fruit seller and asked him pointing towards an apple "What's that?".Fruit seller answered,"Sir,it's an apple."
French: So small!We have apples which weigh at least 1KG each.
French(pointing towards banana): What's that?
Fruit seller: Sir,it's a banana.
French: So small!In our country,a banana is at least a feet long.
French(pointing to a strawberry): What's that?
Fruit seller: Sir,its a strawberry.
French: So small!We have strawberry which weigh at least 1/2KG each.
French(pointing to a big watermelon):What's that?
Till now fruit seller has had enough.He replied "Sir,It's not for sale as it hasn't ripened,but,by the way,It's a grape."