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Don't worry about it! Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay.

there are more people alive today than have ever died

Welcome back!

doesnt good day means "Piss off"

Anyhow, welcome!

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the parrot bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

l o l

Lance just slips some ferrofluids in a girl's drink so the fillings in her teeth will bond with his. Voila! Instant kiss! He calls it ferro-frenching, but we just call it FUN! He's currently building a Tesla coil to get rid of his latest girlfriend, who is apparently still attached to his lips. Conduct yourself like a gentleman, Lance!!

holy crap thats hilarious.

ferro-frenching

roooofl.

Phi, those are hilarious.

actually I'm afraid of offending blike or fafalone

Booo, when did we start becoming anti-opinion nazis? We may disagree just like any other user, but you won't get in trouble for it. BE LIKE SAYONARA AND TELL US WERE WRONG PLEASE>

ROFL. or you've been in physics lecture for too long ;/

Q. There were two cats on a roof. Which one slid off first?

A. The one with the lower mew.

for some reason (probably because I was studying coefficient of friction at the time), this joke cracked me up.