insane_alien

don't you just love YT's childhood stories?

so eh, how come my friends dog can look up at me when i go over to his house(usually cause i have a biscuit for the dog, rest of the time he just bites my arm and doesn't let go)

okay, i've came to the conclusion that trying to make an arc lamp in your mums casserole dish is a lost cause. on the plus side, it does seem to have loosened some of the burnt on poiso... food stuck to it.

norman, do we have to petition for you to stop post these abominations you call jokes again? on a side note, a blind man walked into a bar. he's expected to make a full recovery.

righto. now i've just got to stop it getting vapourised in 20 seconds

see if you make a bulb that might just happen to give off a dangerous amount of UV that you wouldn't want to be around for 10 minutes(without some protection) would it still be acceptable?

NOOO! the kittens power our psuedoscientist destructoray. put it back!

nice to see you have a sense of humour. actually its just i find theoretical physics a tad boring. and mind warping with extra dimensions and stuff. i'll stick to 5 and be happy.

what a twisted view of exciting you have. only joking. i know some people find stuff like that interesting. i prefer stuf i can actually see happenening.

yes. i just said the effect happened. its basic orbital mechanics.

we do weigh more at the poles. this also causes a bulge in the earth at the equator. PS. there is no centrifugal force. it is an effect caused by a centripetal force.

Woohoo! another ChemEnger! welcome to the forums. your in for a hell of a good time(well if you went to my uni you would be, don't know what one your attending)

they toned the tsar bomba down because it would be an extremely dirty bomb if they had used the full 100MT capability.

Chav: Ned, hooligan. innit: colloquial abbreviation of "isn't it"

no problem. but if its a thread about facts we might as well get them right

He said everybodys intestines added together not one persons.

in 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony. The Chinese politician Mao Zedong refused to ever brush his teeth and instead just washed his mouth with tea.

Not any more. its been redefine to the distance light travels in a 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Excrement can burn if you dry it out enough.also what about the bacteria that live on it. they even produce methane out of it.

how about notpex? Welcome to the forum!

Wow. looks like fahrenheit 451 might be prophecy. In my highschool we done an analysis on the book "Train Spotting" by Irvine Welsh. Seriously good book but it would be banned from american schools going by those links. it has : violence, drug abuse(heroin mostly), sex, death, profanity, crime, graphic imagery etc. etc. you really only have to read the first page to see how much of it there is.

you can if you dislocate your arm. Venus has a day thats longer than its year.

I've never seen a moon around venus either. also i was always taught it was "Olympus mons" not "Mons Olympus" however thats nothing compared to a phantom moon

i think he means classically and not taking relativity into account. in which case the answer would be zero.