why?

Well i read God is now here. I think that would be because i have read this before and i already knew the answer.

Its something to do with time or to be more precise clocks.

I would say i would like to live long or be immortal so that i can read a lot and gain a lot of knowledge.

Nope. Do you want me to give the hint?

Female Seminars

by Males

1. Elementary Map Reading

2. Crying and Law Enforcement

3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR

4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours

5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast

6. The Seven-Outfit Week

7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty....... Deal With it"

8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions

9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights

10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed

11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament

13. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "'Me Too' Equals I Love You"

14. How to Earn Your Own Money

15. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good"

16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side

17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry

18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station

19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+Channels

20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy

21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too

22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out

23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock"

24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"

25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

Male Seminars

by Females

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You, Too, Can Do Housework

3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How to Fill an Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"

8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You: The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake in Public

16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower

20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please

21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"

22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull

24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too

29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"

32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary

34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

35. Techniques for calling home

If no one gets this in the next two days.. i will give another clue. That should make it easier.

No.. how is it your numbers ? Give reasons.. there might just be multiple answers.

Okay here is one...

12,1,1,1,2,1,...,...,...,...

What will be the next 4 numbers?

Here is a hint. Its related to something you look at everyday.

holy #$^%. Even if that wasnt the correct answer, that was a pretty precise guess. lol

What if the industrial revolution had never happened?

I believe that porn is ok till a limit. Untill it gets really vulgur. And sometimes they potraite women as sex slaves. Sometimes.

The Firing Squad

A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely. The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''

The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?''

The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.

''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''

__________________

does look like a shark in a way.

whatever it is , it is damn ugly.

But what is the homepage?? Maybe a better looking homepage would be better.

But i voted "food is good".

i agree that music is a form of science.

example a piano works on the movement of wires. The precise vibration of the wires makes a specific sound. So physics is involved.

What not to say to the nice policeman.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

6.I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

7. Bad cop! No doughnut!

8.You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

11.Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

12. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

13. I pay your salary!

14.So, uh, you on the take or what?

15. Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

16. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.

18. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

19.Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

20. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

21. Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?

death row

i think the sun , i mean leave the tides. without the sun,th water wud freeze. i mean as the other person said

i did not understand the riddle in this

my main question wud b why have u come to earth. i mean if they want to invade us , we r in big trouble.

then i wud ask them abut their technology

i am under 18

as water is the main source of life, including some other stuff it is neccesary that it shud rain.

well we cant stop it from evaporating, so there must b a way to get it back

and rain is ur answer

well i dont know if this i will apply totally for u but i once broke by ulna and radia of the right hand totally, like a twig. and well it took me 2 months to heal properly. i mean it was in there 9 weeks. so maybe urs will heal in like 3 or 4 weeks. well if u have a big game coming up i dont think the doctor would advise u to play it. i mean its just 2 weeks.

so might as well give it lots of rest

get well soon

google works for everything

everything i tell u.

ok mayb this is the answer, but u said it wieghs 1 pound

so it weighs one pound

forget the math

look outside the horizon

thats mayb