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DrKrettin

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  1. The answer to the thread title is extremely simple: yes
  2. Anybody who denies that there are differences must be clinically insane. Anybody making value judgments based on those differences must be sexist.
  3. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Thank you - they are both interesting, but the ultracrepidarianism (which I had come across but forgotten) has a particularly interesting etymology. I find etymology fascinating, which puts me in a very small minority methinks.
  4. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    *groan* I'm rather fazed by your spelling.
  5. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Not too long ago (but before railways) the word "cattle" could mean both sheep and cows. I'm reading a Greek novel at the moment, written about 200 AD which uses the word "probata" literally "that which is driven forwards" referring to a flock of sheep or a herd of cattle. In both cases, the English translation of around 1650 uses the term "cattle". The device to stop livestock from walking through gate is still called a cattle grid in the UK. There are people who go round building little ladders inside them to help hedgehogs escape when they fall in. I'll stop now.
  6. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    That would not help much if the buffalo landed back on the lines. Why didn't he call it a bison-catcher?
  7. A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist." "Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies:.... "Didn't feel a thing."
  8. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Nice theory, but there is an alternative one, that "goat" was a prison slang for "anger".
  9. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Today I learned that a tyrannosaurus rex called Sue (although I doubt that was her name whilst alive) probably suffered from gout.
  10. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    I read recently that a fly's reaction to being swotted is not actually a brain reaction in the first instance, but hard-wired somewhere else. Equally, a cockroaches reaction to when you switch a light on is hard-wired, not a brain decision. I suppose with a cat it is not the case, but with a smaller brain you might expect the reactions to be faster.
  11. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Interesting - that explains why they don't appreciate our music - it must all sound like a terrible dirge.
  12. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Today I learned that male cockatoos try to impress females by using tools to make Phil Collins-style drum solos (link to Grauniad article) Today I also learned that using a two-word name as an adjective leads to insoluble hyphen problems. Today I also learned who Phil Collins is. He's a drummer who imitates cockatoos.
  13. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Cicero's forensic speeches are indeed called thus with the meaning you state. The word was originally an adjective "pertaining to the forum" so its meaning had already moved on from that. Then it was purloined by modern science to take on the meaning which most people would recognise.
  14. That was a modern version of the lament by Gerard Hoffnung in 1958:
  15. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    I've remembered - legs?
  16. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Today I learned that the four-tusked elephant was an elephant-like animal with ...... damn I've forgotten.
  17. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    If you have the good luck to have a hen go broody, try getting her to hatch out some duck eggs, as I did once. Poor thing thinks she's got half a dozen chicks when they hatch, and proudly marches them off on foraging expeditions. That works until she walks past the pond, and she goes totally berserk when the "chicks" all go for a swim. It's the funniest ever farmyard scene.
  18. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Today I learned that Frequency of Penile-Vaginal Intercourse is Associated with Verbal Recognition Performance in Adult Women What I have not yet learned is whether this is good news or not. Link
  19. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Some weeks ago I learned that there are 483 identifiable chemical constituents known to exist in the cannabis plant, and at least 85 different cannabinoids have been isolated from the plant.
  20. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    But it would make your skin nice and moist (if you did not drown). The Greeks used it regularly after a bath, and I always thought it would make one uncomfortably sticky. Greek women used rancid olive oil as a spermicide, by the way. No idea how effective that would be. Yuk.
  21. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Today I learned that most people use penises as a plural of penis, whereas penes is much easier. I was trying to post something constructive about the word "drake" but gave up.
  22. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    An irritating article - how do you explain that it's the deepest but not the longest hole? Does the longest hole go sideways? No I didn't - I've known that for decades.
  23. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Perhaps because a pile of crap seems appropriate.
  24. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    But that makes it $13 worth per dump - which is rather hard to swallow. (Unfortunate metaphor)
  25. DrKrettin replied to DrmDoc's topic in The Lounge
    Is that the amount produced each day? year? lifetime?

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