dan19_83

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Looks like buzsaw likes to type too!! I think you'll only be banned if your extremely rude to someone or post something very inappropriate. welcome

Two sexist jokes to liven up your day. Well, the men will probably laugh anyway!! What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman all worked on a building site. One day they were on the tenth floor having their lunch when Paddy Scotsman says: 'Ham sandwiches. My wife has been giving me ham sandwiches for the last ten years, I'm sick of it.' With that he jumps off the building and kills himself. Paddy Englishman opens his lunch box and sees cheese sandwiches. He says: 'Chesse sandwiches. My wife has been making me cheese sandwiches for the last ten years, I'm sick of it.' Again he jumps off and kills himself. Paddy Irishman then opens his luch and sees turkey sandwiches. Once again he says: 'Turkey sandwiches. I've been getting Turkey sandwiches for the last ten years, i'm sick of it.' And yet again he jumps off and kills himself! Anyway all three wives are at the funerals. Paddy Scotsman's wife says: 'If only he had said something, I would have stopped making ham sandwiches.' Paddy Englishman's wife says: 'If only he had said something, I would have stopped making him cheese sandwiches. Paddy Irishman's wife then says: 'Ye think that ye had problems. My husband made his own sandwiches!!!'

lol hilarious. I think you mean SFN and not MSN though!!

a guy walks into a bar and asks for no less than ten wiskeys. as quickly as they were put in front of him, he floored them back his throat. the bartender in amazment asks: 'why did you do that?!' the guy says: 'if you knew what i had you'd do it too' the bartender jumps back in disgust (thinking he has some disease) and asks: what do you have'. the guy says: only one euro

ok, i've been on a month so i thought i say hello. as the username would suggest my name is dan (how original!) culloty and i'm from the most laid back country in the world, ireland! currently in my last year of industrial chemistry, i actually joined the forum because of the brain teasers (sad i know) but this forum is way way cooler than that!