knyazik

Not really a joke more of a hilarious historical fact. Guess who discovered and popularized the horsepower? It was Mr. Watt... Bet he's kicking himself in the shins right now

I just registered here, and am looking forward to lots of intellectual discussions.

Barack Obama’s inauguration will come with a hefty price tag, estimated at more than $170 million.

 

The actual swearing in ceremony cost $1.24 million, and the federal government gave $75 million to neighboring states Virginia and Maryland to help pay for their share of police, fire and medical services.

 

The remainder of the money will go to the thug who put Cheney in a wheelchair.

 

 

 

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Today's inauguration was attended by more than a million people. Suprisingly, there were only a a few problems. Ten people got frostbite, five people fainted, and Dick Cheney ran over three lawyers.

 

 

 

 

 

That's an awesome joke. Mine is not political, but still funny:

What do you call a lot of asian food?!?

Photon!

It's so peculiar that there has always been a lot of conflict between religion and science. Why do you guys think that is?