Hey everyone!

 

I am researching about offspring and I don't even know what it is. I looked it up at dictionary.com but it doesn't explain it very clearly. Could anyone on SFN please tell what this term is all about?

 

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

 

Thanks a lot!

um, do you just mean little baby organisms? or some non-country music band that I would be unfamiliar with (seeing as I'm a dweeb who listens only to country.) If it turns out to be the first, offspring are simply the progeny of an older generation of organisms. If i have twins, they'll be my offspring. When an amoeba splits, the resulting two amoeba are the offspring. Every spore that a fern drops is an offspring. The billions of eggs sprayed by a giant clam are its offspring. If you're ever lucky enough to find a girl who'll let you canoodle with her, maybe you too could one day have offspring of your own. That's all it is really. Hope that helps

If you're ever lucky enough to find a girl who'll let you canoodle[/b'] with her, maybe you too could one day have offspring of your own.

I don't get that part, could you please explain that in details.

 

Thanks

 

PS: I am not trying to be funny, I just don't get that concept. PLease take it serious.

I'm not making fun of you. I'm just a chronically-sardonic person, like Chandler from Friends (from who I learned the term canoodle). What is it you don't comprehend? If it's beyond me (i doubt it at this point) we'll try to find someone old enough to have acquired a doctorate in bio-sciences to help you out. See, no jokes. You really don't want me to explain the canoodling remark do you? Because I really don't think this is that kind of forum. How old are you anyway?

I'd like to see you explain the canoodling remark. Go ahead. Give it a try.

 

And don't forget the "details."

RHymezone defines canoodle as the following:

 

canoodle: verb: slang; fondle or pet affectionately;

 

I, in the honor of the brilliant Chandler Bing, played by the sagely Matthew Perry consider canoodling as a very passionate, sweaty, intimate form of "fondling," more akin to such acts as "banging," "hitting the headboard" and the "horizontal waltz," or, in honor of our British friends, "shagging."

Hey, is it still shagging if razors or laser therapy has rendered both participants in the act thoroughly "shagless" ?