Now that I'm no longer a "swing voter", I think I'm going to be a "heavy voter". That's all they talk about on the news these days, so it must be something important. And I wouldn't want to be one of those disenfranchised skinny voters that nobody is keeping an eye on. Those guys suck. It's the "heavy voter turnout" that matters, and everyone knows it!

I trust your super sizing your portions then.

 

McDonalds contribution to democracy.

May I suggest this as a way of attaining that goal in short order?

Swing sounds so much sexier though?

 

And I wouldn't want to be one of those disenfranchised skinny voters that nobody is keeping an eye on.

Don't worry, Michael Moore is watching out for you. (He's got cameras all over Florida and Ohio)