I have never seen an alien but Ive seen lots of UFOs and I had an experience one night. I was in bed and I woke up and there was this really loud noise in my ears and my arms were stuck behind my head and I was paralysed for ages. Then the noise stopped and I could move again.

 

It didn't really hit me what was going on at first but then I remembered I had a dream about a man who is bald and was wearing a red suit. He started running on the spot and I tried asking him questions, which he turned into a weird rhyme:

 

Me: “Who are you?”

Him: “I’m Slovenly Mick”

Me: “What shall I do?”

Him: “It’s upto you”

Me: “Why are you there?”

Him: “Because I don't care”

Him: Slovenly Mick says “Please yourself”,

Him: Slovenly Mick says “Please yourself”.

 

 

I have a suspicion now he was an alien and he was appearing to me in my dreams like telepathic or something! What do you think?

I think you're a very strange little man.

It sounds far fetched yeah, but we dont know how aliens communicate to us do we and they could come to us in our dreams if they have the powers.

You have confessed to inhaling random chemicals, that have odd side effects. Do you see any links between that and this?

I think you should read up on sleep paralysis. I've experienced it a few times.

were you taking any illegal substances before sleeping?

were you taking any illegal substances before sleeping?

 

 

Me? No.

People just don't put the same effort into joke posts that they used to. This one was shite.