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Elif Şafak Aşk (The Forty Rules of Love)

addition IMO (International Mathematical Olympiad )

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? Jules Feiffer :) Merged post follows: Consecutive posts mergedA Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh" ............ "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

yes,I have a wide range of interests... parapsychology,mathematics,philosophy ,physics,sociology,human resoures,theology....and so on also ,I want to study mathematics -Ph.D)

hi I'm 32,My name is özgür.. my educations.. insan kaynakları (english :human resorces)..6 years işletme (Business Administration / Management)4 years fizik (physics )4 years sosyoloji ( sociology)(PH.D) I am a professional Translator....(turkish-kurdish-english-spanish-russian) I live in Smyrna (Smyrna =izmir)...Smyrna is a city in turkey..Izmir is Turkey's third largest city and is nicknamed "the pearl of Aegean'''

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on a ledge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for." "Like what?" "Well, are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1789 or Reformed Baptist Church of God, 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." I said, "Die, heretic scum!!" And pushed him off the bridge. :D:D