Artorius

After suddenly recieving an invite for a christmas bash,and checking that its not a sick joke sayanora puts rubber to the floor and tears down the motorway in his ford fiesta doing 84mph excited at the invitation.Seeing blue lights in his rear-view mirror he pulls over,"whatever do the police want with me...they must want to give me an escort...yes these other bloody motorists using my road." A surly young officer approaches sayo's driver window(no relation)...tapping on the window...sayo winds his window down. 'Good evening sir...in a rush are we' !! asks the officer. 'Certainly not officer 'retorts sayo churlishly (police)do you mind showing me your licence (sayo) its in my glove compartment (police) could i take a look (sayo)erm...no ..i have a knife (police) thats ok sir as long as the blade is under 4 inches...now may i see your licence (sayo) i cannot comply with said request....you will see the revolver.!! The young officer takes a step back...gaining his composure he approaches (police) you mean you have a gun in there (sayo) oh..remarkable deduction sherlock! tentatively the officer responds (police) im going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle sir.. sayo gets out disgruntled...noticing his thomas the tank engine watch he now realises this conversation has taken 4.68 minutes..'really officer is all this neccersary' (police) would you mind opening the boot of your car sir (sayo) erm...erm...No i cannot...erm you see i have a dead body of a trafic warden in there... The officer begins to worry,having never dealt with this kind of thing before he radio's in to HQ...requesting armed response unit,and a senior officer to the scene.15 min later with snipers surrounding the fiesta,the chief of police cautiously approaches.The young officer slowly retreats to the cover of his patrol car. (C.O.P) now sir i want you to take it easy...with your left hand could you slowly open the glove compartment.. sayo reaches in and clicks open the catch...the compartment opens to reveal a driving licence only.. (C.O.P)eh...most unusual...now sir could you go to the rear of the vehicle and open the boot... sayo complys and gingerly opens the boot....revealing a spare wheel and jack. (C.O.P) most unusual ...sir my young officer has radio'd in that you had a loaded gun...and a dead body in the boot of your car.. (sayo) I SUPPOSE THE LYING ASSHOLE TOLD YOU I WAS SPEEDING AS WELL EH !!!