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It's yesterday in America.

The actual chemical is theobromine. You can also find this in green tea and mate.

Nah... An atom walked into a bar and said, "I think I lost my electron." The bar tender says, "Are you sure?" The atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

This is the last. If you want "five minuits" we will give you five minuits. When five minuits turns to fouty five you've probably made us late for something important. To us, nothing means nothing. Men don't read body language and we cant read your mind. Yes, the plants got plenty of water. They died anyway. No, we do not want to take the quize with you.

Either we can do it, or you can do it. If you know of a better way than us to do something, do it yourself. When there's no food left in the kitchen we will eventually find some someware else. We don't need to dress up to get the mail. If voyours want to watch us walking half naked to the mail box, then that's their own issue. Our cloths need cleaned, on average, once a month. We will eventually wash our own cloths when everything is dirty. Don't ask us if we think you're fat. We've been tricked before. If something itches, it will be scratched. more: You dont need to hate all men just because your recent relationship ended. Get on with your life. We're not always thinking about you. Don't think we don't care if we dont bring back a sweatshirt from Chicago. We cant read your mind. We dont consider birthdays and holidays as opertunities to buy gifts. Be glad if we even remember when you're birthday is. And no, we neither know nor care how many days it is till Christmas. Subtle hints don't work. Obvious hints dont work. If you want somethign, tell us; We cant read your mind. The letter "i" has a dot above it. There is no heart nor circle. And there is no need to make rediculously large loops for the p and g. If we cant make out your notes don't expect us to be able to read your mind.

Me too! I always make him wear a condom though, so dont wory

If Hellen Keller falls in the woods does she make a sound?

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public. Hey baby, how 'bout we go to your place and calculate the spring coefficient of your matress? Let's go back to my place and do some research in applied fluid dynamics. ...I was on a role today.

Hey, another girl. And just like the majority of them, she uses really birght colors that hurt the eye! No offence but I can guess what her profile looks like with AIM. Oh well.