morgsboi

Batch is a good one to get into it. I started with C++ and it bored the hell out of me! Batch isn't very useful with stuff but it can be quite fun to program.

Sure that doesn't take you to the ministry of magic?

Two men walk into a bar and sit down. The barman asks them what they would like to drink. The first man says, "I'll have some H20 please. The other man said, "I'll have some H20 too". The second man died.

I said to my wife "That's amazing, I've never seen you put the phone down after only ten minutes", "How come?" She said, "It was a wrong number". You can always tell when a terrorist is shopping for clothes when they say: Does my Bomb look big in this?"

For those who love Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory: http://tvcomedies.about.com/od/funstuff/a/sheldoncooperquotes.htm