Mr_Mediocre

There are some classics in here! Been cracking up... Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is phonetically not spelt so? What colour does a smurf turn when you throttle him? This one's a little crude but pretty funny. An enebriated man is thrown in the lockup overnight for being drunk and disorderly. He had just been tossed to the floor, the officer locked the door and walked away. The man looks up to see his cellmate, a seven-foot tall monster of a man, covered in tattoos, beard and BO, towering over him. "In here, we play this little game." said the goliath. "It's called 'mummies and daddies'. So who do you wanna be? The mummy? or the Daddy?". The drunkard, frightened out of his mind and not wishing to be either, replied "ahhh...look mate, I'm just really tired and need some sleep. Thanks anyway." The goliath simply repeated his initial question with more force "Who's ya gonna be? Mummy? or Daddy!?". The drunk is truly packing it now and realises that there is no way out of the situation. His suddenly much clearer brain arrived upon the lesser of the two evils and finally he announced "Well, if I have no choice, then...ahhh...I suppose...*damn* I'll have to be the Daddy." with which he started to psyche himself up for the coming ordeal. The Goliath smiled at his choice and said: "Good. Now come over here and suck mummy's d**k" hehehe....aww c'mon, there were worse ones earlier on....

ooo...didn't know this was here. Hi, I'm mediocre. I just handed in my thesis (PhD in chemistry) and stumbled on this forum while desperately looking for stuff to do. Looks like some cool threads are to be found here. I like chemistry (obviously), space, music (classical or satriani/malmsteen), sci fi, science in general and (if I'm avoiding work) lots of mindless television. Pleased to meet you all MM