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Air resistance? Friction?

Well it could be in a vacuum and lubed up really well.

I just thought of a design for gauss gun-like contraption that never stops moving. Here's a picture of it. the + - at the bottom is a horse shoe magnet, n means non magnetized material, l is an insulator, and + and - signs are positive and negative polarities. (Sorry the picture is so ugly)

+ +

- -

- -

+ +

ll ll

n n

+ -

If it's flashing back text and you can't read it, you need to open the Command Prompt (All Programs->Accessories), navigate to your program, and run it that way.

So do i use that "cd" command to do it?

(I still need help figuring out how to make an administrative account from the command prompt by the way)

I was trying to learn how to make batch files with a tutorial but when I tryed one of the examples it wouldn't work. The screen just flashed black really fast so I couldn't read the thing on it.

This is exactly what I typed:

@echo off

:start

echo hello

goto next

:next

echo this text is in the ‘next’ secton

goto end

:end

echo and this code is in the ‘end’ section

Can someone PLEASE tell me what's wrong with it?

What does it take to get into this college?

Where can I download this? I'm not going to use for anything dangerous; I'm just going to use it to prank some of my friends.

Edit: If you don't know where to download shark I'll be happy with any trojan making progam that's easy to use.

Edit: I'd also like to know how I can make an administrative account on my Windows XP/NT/2000 from the command prompt. Can someone tell me how? (this question has nothing to do with the one about the Trojan making programs, in case you were wondering)

Does anyone here have an Omerta account? In case you want to know what this is, here's the link.

guess what? i found out what dreamweaver is! but its too expensive for me so i use nvu

How do I get the film out of a flash camera without the risk of damaging it?

The kind of camera I have is a Fujifilm QuickSnap Outdoor 1000 with 27 exp (whatever that is) I'm not even sure that's what this camera is called.

I don't get it.

Can someone link me to a good website that can teach me the basics of flash programming? I just joined the html programming club but I want to do flash too and I would feel kind of out of place if I joined with absolutely NO knowledge about flash at all. (a website with programming language tutorials would be nice too) By the way, PLEASE don't post a link to a tutorial on how to make specific affects in a flash game.

So that's why you're called ParanoiA...

Why did they make that stupid movie and why does everyone continue to allude to the nickel jew joke in it?

Which movie? By the way I was going to say quarter but that didn't make sense because I'd dive after a quarter any day (I'm not poor by the way) an a penny seemed too small.

At this school a group of disgruntled terrorists hold a bunch of people captive in the gymnasium and gives a mother a choice of taking one of her children but leaving the other with the terrorists.

Q: Which child stayed with the terrorists?

A: The ugly one.

On an airplane that's about to crash a lady gets up, takes her clothes off, and says "If I'm going to die I want to die feeling like a woman! Is anyone on this plane man enough to make me feel like one?"

A man gets up, takes his shirt off, throws it at the lady, and says "Here! Iron this!"

Docter Dave slept with one of his patients once and he felt guilty even though he was single. The guilt nearly drove him mad because he began hearing voices in his head. One voice said "It's all right Dave! Let it go; you're single!" Another voice brought him back to reality by saying "Dave! You sick bastard! You're a vet for God's sake!"

I would join if my mom would let me (she wouldn't by the way). I hate parents that sue schools for stuff like the expiration thing mentioned earlier. Did you know that in some schools students just walk up to their teacher and hug them then tell their parents to get the teacher fired?

Woah, woah, woah. Drop the J bomb will you.

Did I go to far with that joke?

I would assume as much.

Yeah I guessed that you knew that already but I said it anyway for some unknown reason.

This might sound stupid but what are the benifits of taking rights away from homosexual couples that are married? I've always wondered (not that I dislike gays or anything).

Edit: Is benifits spelled wrong? Because, to me, it just doesnt look right.

I just don't understand why he would ever expect a positive response to the original question. Is it really nothing more than a hilariously clumsy excuse to brag about being in advanced classes? I was a media-dubbed "child prodigy." Do I win?

I'm actually the average student. And like I said before, TAG is overrated and sounds better than it really is.

You know, it's really a testament to our maturity and self-restraint that no one has yet pointed out how funny a name "Glidersleeve" is. *Giggle, Giggle* Glidersleeve.

*snicker snicker* I said something like that once and everyone got mad at me (at school of course). Did you know that this school is actually named after a person's name?

JEWS!!!! ATTACK!!!!! *throws nickel into hordes of truffles*

I too have a secret weapon! Are you ready funnel cakes? ATTACK!!!!! *funnel cakes charge with gas masks on as wave of gas suffocates donuts* wait... DONUTS DON'T BREATH!!!! QUICK!!! FIRE YOUR MORTARS AND MACHINE GUNS!!!!! *hailstorm of mortars appears out of nowhere accompanied by stream of bullets*

You guys are really off topic and I'd like to know... why?

We're having a cyber war because he ate my last jolly rancher gummy. A rerun of heroes is on so I'm not leaving yet.

I'm going to leave soon because Heroes is on soon but I'll be here during the commercials.

That was me. Chewy!

 

NUCLEAR WAR!!! I will drop a nuclear bomb on Oreopia!! You and you're army will perish!!

*drops nuclear warhead on YOU!!!! and counters nuclear missile by firing a patriot missile* WHAT NOW!!!!

hmmmm... someone ate my last Jolly Rancher gummy...

*opens box* You have messed with the wrong person! Fig Newtons! ATTACK!!!! *fig newtons march out of box, guns blazing*

OREOS!!!! ATTACK!!!! *oreos march out making gutteral yelling sounds with rpgs flying on ahead of them*

That's what I thought.