Elessarina

I am passing this on to you because it worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the radio yesterday, I have finally found inner peace. "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started but never finished." So, this morning, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin, a packet of Jaffa cakes, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates............ You have no idea how bl**dy good I feel!!!!

A Physicist..? now you're talking A joke? Here goes: A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary. are you there? "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have s*x,I bathe in the sun, and then I have s*x again. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course,then s*x pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have s*x until late at night. The next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk". My joke killed the thread!

Hello all.. I'm not a scientist but have had a growing interest in science for the last 10 years or so.. would love to dop a degree in physics if I had the money

Oh hi ajb, so what do you do?

Not necessarily.. some women find those jokes funny.. at least I do anyway..

I have actually NEVER studied sciences or only at high school, my interest in them has developed gradually over about 7 years or so. I have considered the possibility of studying physcis but am not sure how I would manage with it. I hope my not being a scientist will not be held against me!!

I know there is an "Hello" thread but this is my first post so thought it polite to introduce myself. I'm a fan of all science but I especially love physics and evolutionary biology.