Physia

Bachar Assad goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Bachar asks him what his name is? "Ali". "And what is your question, Ali?" "I have 3 questions. First, why did Syria rules Lebanon for over 15 years? Second, why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon? And third, why did you leave Lebanon now? Just then the bell rings for recess. Bachar al Assad informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume Bachar says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. Bachar points him out and asks him what his name is? "Teddy" And what is your question, Teddy?" "I have 5 questions. First, Why did Syria rules Lebanon for over 15 years? Second, Why you didn't know who kill Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon? And third, why did you leave Lebanon now? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And fifth, where is "Ali"?!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Saudi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. "President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do." The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek. President Bush laughs and leans toward the Saudi, and whispers back, "... that's because it takes place in the future!...."

Hello, I believe I can call myself new in here, since I don't post much. I'm originally from northern Israel (close to the Lebanese border), and I have served in the southern Lebanese army in '94-'95. I hate this crappy 30-post rule for the political section. Glad to be hear; almost close to being able to access the political section heh.