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docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead

c8info: Why?

docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE

docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE

docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts

c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.

docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****

docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???

docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much

c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.

docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.

docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead

c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.

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hi to all the new members

i never read ezines and blog anyway.. i dont know what purpose they serve

nice one.

nice pics tesseract, but you obviously forgot the best one. Vinnie Jones grabbing Gazza's nuts. for those who didnt know, vinnie jones used to play footie before he went into acting.

OH AND WAIT. IT DOESNT END THERE!!

doesnt good day means "Piss off"

So what stuff are u interested in?

This is a quote from Monty python sketch

American beer is like having sex on a canoe.

[hide]because its ****ing close to water[/hide]

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So what exactly is an erg?
...
...An Erg is a Dyne Centimer!

Man walks into a bar. Mans says watch it barstard. bar says f off.

Doctor Doctor!! I think i may have cancer! I got these two huge lumps on my chest!

he does seem to have a good sense of humour.

pple in some countried dont have the privilage of having anaesthesis for such trivial matters as pulling out a tooth

i had most of my teeth our without anaesthesis.

wow

charlie was a chemist, but charlie is no more. what charlie thought was cat was a train.

i have a chinese fren. and he tells me that konichiwa means hello. i am not sure he speaaks cantanese or mandarin

everyone has limits . its just that pple are bounded above and below by certain points. u never explained what ur limit point is? hehe.

is mathematics science? if not then i would consider mathematics the greatest subject of all instead of science. thats the whole reason i joined this forum

to a canadian

"Do u like clubbing?"