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I guess I owe a joke. DISCLAIMER: It's just a joke. I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, etc. A white guy, a black guy, and a mexican guy all were traveling to the Grand Canyon for vacation. On their way to the edge, they spotted an oddly shaped lamp, and rubbed it. A genie appeared, telling them "I will grant all of you one wish, but only if you jump off of this cliff." First, the white guy runs and jumps off of the cliff, yelling "I wish I had wings!" The genie snapped his fingers, and gave him wings. He flew off. Secondly, the black guy runs and jumps off of the cliff, yelling "I wish I was a bird!" The genie snapped his fingers, and turned him into a bird. He flew off. Last, the mexican runs, and jumps off of the cliff. He yelled "I wish I was.." and paused. He looked down into the depths of the canyon, then screamed "HOLY $*&%!" The genie snapped his fingers, and the mexican turned into a big steaming pile of %&^*.