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Gee, that's not propaganda at all.

Yes, and the people challenging those books also have the right to free speech. I fail to see a problem here; everything seems to be working smoothly.

Name one book that is currently banned. Just because tax payer money doesn't go towards teaching our kids how best to insult people doesn't mean that the said books are banned and should be burned. Again, I think your misunderstanding what "banned" actually means in this case.

I don't think you guys understand what that list is. It's not a list of banned books but a list of books that have been banned in the past. In Missouri Huck Finn is on the read list for high school juniors and it says the word "nigger" 200+ times. It was banned at one time so it is considered a "banned book"

I know, I have to look that up allot.

That hurt.

"a lot", not "allot." it would be correct if you said "do you allot much time to come up with those?".

Oh darnit... I hope You could forgive me... I swear I won't let it hapen again.

Do you spend allot of time coming up with those?

Highly doubt it's any of those.

Ok ok then it must be one of these...

Amman Trade Point

Ammunition Transfer Point

Ancillary Training Program

Anderson Technical Publishing, LLC

Answers to Private

Antitachycardia Pacing (medical)

AppleTalk Transaction Protocol

Application Transaction Program

Application Transaction Program (IBM)

Applied Technology Professionals Ltd.

Approved Test Procedure

Arbejdsmarkedets Tillægspension (Danish Labor Market Supplementary Pension Fund)

Arbitrage Trading Program (investing)

Architectural Trim Products

Argenteuil Théâtre Public

Ariadne Transparent Portal

Ariège Terre Promise

Arizona Telemedicine Program

Arkansas Truth Project

Arlington Transportation Partners

Albino Turnip Peelers?

Always Test Promptly?

Atlantic Treaty Procrastinators?

Albatross Testicle Parts?

oh and...

Advanced Technological Products, Inc.

Advanced Technology Panel

Advanced Technology Partner

Advanced Technology Program (NIST)

Advanced Telecommunication Platform (Nortel)

Advanced Telecommunications Program

Advanced Test Products

Advanced Tracking Program

Advanced Tracking Prototype

Advanced Training Technologies Project

Advanced Travel Partner

Advanced Turbo Prop

Adventure Tours Pakistan

Advice Training Promotion

After the Point

After the Prom

Agent Transfer Protocol

Agricultural Technology and Poverty

Agriculture and Theology Project

Aid Trade Provision

Air Terminal Publicity (Brussels South Charleroi Airport preferential partner)

Air Transferred Pollutants/Particles

Aircraft Target Processor

Aircraft Technical Publisher

Aircraft Type Rating

Airline Transport Pilot

Airline Transport Profesionals, Inc.

Alarm Transmit Process (ITI)

Alaska Teacher Placement

Alberta Theatre Projects

All Tests Pass

All Tomorrow's Parties

Allgemeine und Theoretische Psychologie

Allied Tactical Publication

Allmän Tillägspension (old Swedish pension system)

ALPS Tunneling Protocol (Cisco)

Alternative Transients Program

Alternative Transportaion Providers

Ambient Temperature and Pressure

American Technical Publishers Ltd.

Albino Turnip Peelers?

Always Test Promptly?

Atlantic Treaty Procrastinators?

Albatross Testicle Parts?

Abbreviated Training Program?

Aberdeenshire Towns Partnership (UK)?

Absolute Time Processor?

Accelerated Transport Protocol (Altarus Corporation)?

Acceptance Test Procedure/Plan?

Access Transport Parameter?

Accreditation Through Partnership (UK)?

Accredited Tax Preparer?

Accredited Training Provider?

Acier, Tubes, Profils?

Acquisition, Tracking & Pointing?

Action Tactical Products?

Active Training Period?

Adaptive Threshold Processor (Kodak, Scanners)?

Adult Tertiary Preparation?

Adult Treatment Panel?

Advanced Tactical PATRIOT?

Advanced Targeting Pod?

Here's one. A science teacher want to disect a frog in class. He has a sandwhich in his hand and the frog in his pocket. On the way' date=' he sees a weihghing machine. He thinks"I want to weigh myself. But, to make it more accurate,I'll take off all my clothes". After he weighs himself, he puts everything back on. He disects the sandwhich in the class and eats the frog instead!

 

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Did you make that up yourself....?

Hmm, I dont understand this one either?

Heaven is paved with gold.

I still dont see how thats very funny, whats it have to do with the 100th brick???

Well its a lot funnier verbally when you act like there stupid and say stuff like "I cant believe you don’t get it" after the first part but nobody took the bate except you so I just went ahead and told the rest.

You don’t get it?!

Alright alright here’s another:

There’s a man and his best friend, a bird, on a plane. This guy in front of them is smoking a cigar and it started to make the bird cough.

The bird tells his friend, “Will you please tell this guy in front of us to stop smoking? It’s making me cough.”

So the man says the the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking that cigar? Its making my bird cough.” And the smoker says, “No I wanna enjoy this cigar.”

A little later the bird is coughing even worse and the bird says,”Hey you gota tell this guy to stop smoking he’s making me sick.”

So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you please stop smoking? You’re making my bird sick.” And the man says, “No I wanna enjoy this here cigar.”

After a while the bird is about to die and he says, “You gota tell this guy to stop smoking I’m gona die soon.”

So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking?! You’re killing my bird!” And the man says, “No! I wanna enjoy the rest of this cigar in peace!”

The bird says, “Hey I got an idea. You tell this guy that if he throws the cigar out the window then you will throw me out the window and I can fly back in.”

So he says to the smoker, “Hey if I throw my bird out the window will you throw the cigar out?” And he agrees.

They throw the cigar and bird out at the same time and the bird flies back in with something in its mouth.

Do you know what was in its mouth?

Favorite joke ever:

A guy employs somebody to build him a dog house. He says that it has to be built with exactly 100 bricks and in 3 days. The man gets to work and on the end of the first day he has finished but he counts all the bricks and there are only 99.

So the next day he tears it all down and rebuilds it. He counts it again but there are still only 99 bricks.

So on the last day he tears it down again and rebuilds it. He then counts every single brick but there are only 99 bricks...

He then takes the 100th brick and throws it into the air....

It doesn’t come back down.