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Gee, that's not propaganda at all.

Yes, and the people challenging those books also have the right to free speech. I fail to see a problem here; everything seems to be working smoothly.

Name one book that is currently banned. Just because tax payer money doesn't go towards teaching our kids how best to insult people doesn't mean that the said books are banned and should be burned. Again, I think your misunderstanding what "banned" actually means in this case.

I don't think you guys understand what that list is. It's not a list of banned books but a list of books that have been banned in the past. In Missouri Huck Finn is on the read list for high school juniors and it says the word "nigger" 200+ times. It was banned at one time so it is considered a "banned book"

That hurt.

Oh darnit... I hope You could forgive me... I swear I won't let it hapen again.

Do you spend allot of time coming up with those?

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Heaven is paved with gold.

Well its a lot funnier verbally when you act like there stupid and say stuff like "I cant believe you don’t get it" after the first part but nobody took the bate except you so I just went ahead and told the rest.

You don’t get it?! Alright alright here’s another: There’s a man and his best friend, a bird, on a plane. This guy in front of them is smoking a cigar and it started to make the bird cough. The bird tells his friend, “Will you please tell this guy in front of us to stop smoking? It’s making me cough.” So the man says the the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking that cigar? Its making my bird cough.” And the smoker says, “No I wanna enjoy this cigar.” A little later the bird is coughing even worse and the bird says,”Hey you gota tell this guy to stop smoking he’s making me sick.” So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you please stop smoking? You’re making my bird sick.” And the man says, “No I wanna enjoy this here cigar.” After a while the bird is about to die and he says, “You gota tell this guy to stop smoking I’m gona die soon.” So the man says to the smoker, “Hey will you stop smoking?! You’re killing my bird!” And the man says, “No! I wanna enjoy the rest of this cigar in peace!” The bird says, “Hey I got an idea. You tell this guy that if he throws the cigar out the window then you will throw me out the window and I can fly back in.” So he says to the smoker, “Hey if I throw my bird out the window will you throw the cigar out?” And he agrees. They throw the cigar and bird out at the same time and the bird flies back in with something in its mouth. Do you know what was in its mouth?

Favorite joke ever: A guy employs somebody to build him a dog house. He says that it has to be built with exactly 100 bricks and in 3 days. The man gets to work and on the end of the first day he has finished but he counts all the bricks and there are only 99. So the next day he tears it all down and rebuilds it. He counts it again but there are still only 99 bricks. So on the last day he tears it down again and rebuilds it. He then counts every single brick but there are only 99 bricks... He then takes the 100th brick and throws it into the air.... It doesn’t come back down.