I am a geek and I have some physical prowess as I weight lift and practise the martial arts. As far as the wielding of social skills, the reason that I can't is because I am a Christian, a science and math monger, one who gets high off of the food network and exersice, and I live in a world even more bizzare then that of the phantom toolbooth and alice in wonderland combined. Answereth that thy queery?