Crash

two cannibals are walking along the beach and find robinson crueso (bad spelling) washed up. being cannibals they decide to start munching, "you start at the head and ill start at the feet" one says to the other. alittle while later one looks up and says to his mate "hows it going up there?" , "yea good mate, im having a ball!" he replied "Well slow down youre eating to fast!!" the first exclaimed

Q:What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A:Wipped his a$$!

A patient walks into the GP's office and sits down, "whats the matter?" the doctor asks "i think im a moth" replies the patient. "well you dont need a GP you need a psychatrist", "i know" replies the patient. "well why did you come in here?" the doctor asks. "because the light was on" replied the patient