Obnoxious

Yay! Jesus loves me!

Callipygous, why is Jesus smiling and hand signaling towards me in an inviting and friendly way?

Here's something that'll knock your socks off! Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charge with assualt and battery !!!!! Get it, get it!!

Here's something maybe considered offensive and tasteless by some! How did the new pope die in the concentration camps? He fell off the guard tower What's worse than six babies in one trash can? One baby in six trash cans Why did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She was trying to read traffic signs Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Badum Tschh

Hi, I'm obnoxious and alcohol and chicken are my anti-drug

I'm obnoxious, need I say more?