Newtonian

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LMAO.............oooooooooooooooo that was really good.Very amusing and scientifically correct...the pads do your head in

IMO i would err on Instinctual behaviour,affection for strengthening the social bonding of groups.Kissing starts very early,infants are kissed constantly. Regardless of sex,we all have kissed most members of our family unit. Kissing's function as a precursor of sexual activity is a non sequitur.One can get too freudian here.You dont kiss aunt Mabels lushious ruby lips at christmas,have a release of endorphins as you imagine how lovely her labia must look!! Do you?? Noticing males also can have fuller lips,Uncle george just doesnt do it for me!

Hi Ang and welcome to SFN.Always nice to see someone majoring in biology.

Firstly a welcome! Followed by actually reading his blog and understanding his interests.Why do you feel the need to question me over a greeting? I think your stepping outside the bounds of admin,are we mere members not allowed to greet new members.Perhaps i should ask permission from you first Sayo!!

Hello Zachary and welcome to SFN.The religious sections at the bottom of the forum index,enjoy your stay.

lmao....heres one A large town in West Yorkshire was stolen last night. Police are looking for Leeds. -------- Sayonara wanted to raise money for Labour party funds, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for was very high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper: SAYO'S ASS SHOWS Sayo was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: SAYONARA'S ASS OUT IN FRONT His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Sayo not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: WIFE SCRATCHES SAYONARA'S ASS This was too much for WIFE. So she ordered Sayo to get rid of the donkey. So he decided to give it to Phi for All. The paper headline the next day read: PHI TAKES SAYO'S ASS Followed by another on the next day: NOW PHI HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN All the Gov leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity. They informed Phi that he would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for £500 . Next day the headline read: PHI SELLS HIS ASS FOR £500 This was too much for Mr Blair,so he ordered Phi to buy back the donkey lead it to the fields where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: PHI for ALL, ANNOUNCES HIS ASS IS WILD AND FREE

lol Phi. Coral was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." Coral did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, Coral did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, Coral asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass" __________________

A paper bag goes to the doctors for an examination, & is told to come back 1 week later for the results. Sure enough, he returns, Doctor: "I've got some rather serious news for you" Paper Bag: "What is it?". Doctor: "Well, the thing is, you've got Hepatitis B." Paper Bag: "How can that be? i've never been near any infected blood." Doctor: "Well, your mother must have been a carrier.

A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash & everyone on the bus dies. They all go to Heaven & considering the hard life they have suffered being ugly & the horrific circumstances of their deaths, God decides to grant them all one wish each before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up & God asks the 1st one what their wish is to be. Syntax answers, "I want to be beautiful," & with that God snaps his fingers & the wish is granted. Hellbender next in line sees this & says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers & they too become beautiful. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last person Sayo starts laughing. When he is nearing the end of the line Sayo is rolling around on the floor, shrieking with laughter. Finally, God gets to the end of the line & asks the hysterical Sayonara what his wish is to be. Sayo eventually catches his breath, & says: "Make 'em all ugly again"

"I'm getting a divorce," said Phi to his friend, sayo. "The wife hasn't conversed with me for 6 months." sayo thought for a moment & then replied, "Just make sure you know what you're doing, Phi. Wives like that are hard to find."

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to the England Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

Hi im Newtonian, I pester scientific celebrities,I correspond on a regular basis with 23.My current A list is S.Hawking,M.Peskin,R.Dawkins. C.Sagan once told me to F**k off.No he didnt i just made that up. Anyway Hi

I had that full clip on video,however the website says it was broadcast but it wasnt.It was a deliberate wind up by the cast,however the producers were quickly on to it.Like your going to miss it