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Here goes. Ask a freind to say the word 'SILK' twenty times. After you freind has completed saying 'SILK' twenty times ask your freind this simple question: What do cows drink? And sure enough they will say 'milk'! They will soon realise that this isn't true and that cows actually drink water! Another English joke. A english man a scottishman and a irishman have been captured by german Nazis and they are lined up for execution. As the soldiers line up and point the rifles towards them, the englishman shouts and points 'hurricane' and the soldiers behind (sees nothing) and the englishman jumps over the wall and escapes. The soldiers prepare to shoot and the scottishman shouts and points 'avalanche' and the soldiers look behind and the scottishman jumps over the wall and escapes. The soldiers line up and prepare to shoot when the irishman shouts 'fire'.