http://www.surphzup.com/

 

This is one of the most hilarious I've seen yet:

 

The Machine was designed 10 years ago the first working prototype was built 2 years ago, every government in the world was notified it was coming, so when the world stock exchange collapses because the main stock values of oil, gas and coal are wiped out, and all superannuation funds and

 

Stock market investments are gone these are usually foundation investments,

 

Please don't blame the inventor.

 

Megalomania, anyone?

 

A recently lodged Patent for A thermal Accelerator did just that, the old no more heat without more power belief along with Newton’s first law was destroyed, together with the heat load calculations table relied on by the scientific and industrial communities alike, and yes you guessed it, the same person who now makes this claim was the inventor. The Thermal Accelerator has since been rebuilt and tested by the finest electrical engineers in the field and tested exactly the same as the prototype built by the inventor. Many people have copies of the patent document since the protection of the device by Patent to ensure the full abilities of the inventor were well known, and this will become more evident over the next few months. Suffice to say you are for the first time reliant on the words of someone who has already achieved a full breach of thermodynamic laws, not some hopeful inventor. Copy of accelerator patent will be available to download. Just like the Perpetual motion machine, a student could build the accelerator in a day, this will be part one of my promise to deliver.

 

Newton's first law, destroyed!

 

And of course it works, dummy! It's been patented! The USPTO doesn't let you patent things that don't work!

Is it on eBay? I want one!

I wish some real scientists would look into some kind of pill to cure the search for perpetual motion sickness. I mean, I'd love for it to work, but unless we discover Magik first, it ain't gonna.