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What Emily Lime prefers

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Emily has spoken out against a surveillance society, albeit somewhat cryptically.

"Tele-monitoring is a sign I rot in omelet."

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Emily suggests that three word palindromes can provide an enjoyable entry level to the craft.

Nag, anal Flanagan!

Oi, burdened Rubio!

Gnaw a wang.

Sues Syd, Odysseus?

50 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Emily suggests that three word palindromes can provide an enjoyable entry level to the craft.

Turnip in rut?

Putin I tup?

Musk Uruk sum?

Orban AI-Diana bro?

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Empire, rip me.

Binface, decaf? Nib?

Leg in, Nigel?

57 minutes ago, TheVat said:

Leg in, Nigel?

E.g. A RAF nod at Ayr war awry a tad on Farage

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Wow.

Emily is reading the election results combined with a physics article.

Dog nips self, Farage vegetal, U. Clacton not calculate GeV, e.g. a raffle's spin god.

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Emily took issue with some critcisms of her life by Emma of Normandie.

I am mess, eh? Cudgel a leg, Duchess Emma I.

Able Idris (aka "Sir Di") hears lamest excuse ever from Sex Pistols' bassist on Steely Dan cover disaster.

Dennis Dias disabler met a grampus semibreve Re note tone reverb. I mess up Margate, Mr Elba, Sid said. Sinned.

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Dennis Dias has been reeling in quite a few years. I think I see what a grampus whole note (semibreve, as the Limey folk call it) is, something emitted by a cetacean that will not hold up well with excess reverb? And this acoustic accident somehow caused some distress in a Kentish town? Fascinating. Well, any band that composes the palindromic "Aja" is on Emily's playlist.

As for hits like Hey, Nineteen, I may have to back, Jack, and play them again.

On Emil bus, Dias, sitar rat, is said sublime, no?

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News from Silicon Valley in Emily's feed:

Per aide: Meta renegotiates a set AI to generate media rep.

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Go Daniel Dennett! Alf did flatten Ned Lein, a dog.

Emily is relieved to hear that a new patient at Al Zahra Hospital, Dubai is receiving appropriate care.

Mallard warders, No! Rig El Niño con in leg irons. Red raw, Dr Allam.

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Straw Lager (tin keg), a mallard Dr. - all? A mage knit regal warts.

Bomb mallard, eh, taco? No deities use I, tied on, O cathedral lamb mob.

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Emily's friend Nik Akin is a comic book illustrator known for his work on the Xena: Warrior Princess series. He struggled to capture Lucy Lawless's lovely complexion.

Nik's detail of Xena: an exfoliated skin.

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Some comments from Emily's friends at the LHC, an infested motel, and a French grocer...

Do GeV lover see bottom spin nips motto "bees revolve God"?

Star foes procedural obstacle to motel cats: bola rude corpse of rats.

Épicerie can embrace carb menace: I, recipe.

Fool, a signage gang is aloof.

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