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    The Official JOKES SECTION :)

    birdo118 replied to YT2095's topic in The Lounge
    An Israeli man says:"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks!" A German says:"In my country, medicine is so advanced we can take a lung out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks!" A Russian man says:"Medicine in Russia is so advanced, we can take half a heart out of one man, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks!" An American, not to be outdone, says:"Oh ya, in our country, we took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country was looking for work the next day!!!"

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