Xittenn

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!

Aboon them a' ye tak your place,

Painch, tripe, or thairm:

Weel are ye wordy of a grace

As lang's my arm.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,

And dish them out their bill o fare,

Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware

That jaups in luggies:

But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,

Gie her a Haggis!

I notice this thread disappeared from the home page shortly after my post. I hope you didn't think I was taking the Mickey. Your mention of Scottish accent and haggis brought to mind Rabbie Burns Scottish poem "Address to a Haggis". I thought it might be a bit of fun. As you know, I have a rather strange sense of humour!