A man dies and ( to his surprise) finds himself flying through space with God.
'Wow! Can I ask you a question God?'
"Sure."
"Many people say the Earth was created in one day...others that it took billions of years to form."
"Yes my son well a billion years to me is like a second!"
Man: "Wow, well what about material wealth God? What do all the riches on Earth mean to you?"
"My son, all the wealth on Earth is like a mere dollar to me."
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"God, can I borrow a dollar?"
"Sure... in a second."
I got that from A Prairie Home Companion's Annual Joke Show.